Don't Call Me Honey. I Don't Want To Call You Honey, Bitch. Is Bitch Better?

Tonight's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was EXPLOSIVE! Kim "D" had a fashion show for her boutique "Poshe" and being the smart business woman she is, she invited Jacqueline and Teresa who obviously have money and patronage towards her boutique would prove big sales. Well Danielle, being as paranoid as ever this season, feels jaded and ambivalent towards this because Kim D is supposed to be her friend and any association with the other ladies is not warranted. Well honey, what really sparked this powder keg was the announcement that Ashley, Jacqueline's daughter, would model Kim D's clothing. A long story short, Teresa had one too many drinks and she forgot to filter her words. As the night was ending, Teresa decided to confront Danielle in what was apparently a move to piss her off further and oh boy the quote of the night was said, "You got me to that point honey. Don't call me honey. I don't want to call you honey, bitch. Is bitch better?" On July 12 @ 10 pm, the fight will ensue and I can't wait to see it.

Here's what I have to say. Danielle at first I thought you were just bored but now it's evident that you are paranoid. You seriously need anti-depressants, Zoloft, or just friends because it's getting to the point of empathy. I feel sorry for you. No one is thinking about you and it's downright comedy how you walk around with bodyguards and then want us to believe you're big and bad. Sweety, you have an entourage that's why you pop off.

As for the rest of the ladies, watch out for the people who suddenly want to talk to you because you have a microphone underneath your clothes. People have agendas in life whether it be positive or negative so always be on your guard when someone is suddenly in your corner because a red light is on a camera. Yes, I'm talking about Kim "D" and Kim "G". You both think you're slick but you're not fully playing the game with all the cards on deck. We can see when you're bluffing.

XOXO,
Whitney